If he does, just blame it on your great big dildo. You do have a great big dildo don’t you? If you find GIRTH and decide to take advantage of it, you’ll need an alibi. 

If he does, just blame it on your great big dildo. You do have a great big dildo don’t you? If you find GIRTH and decide to take advantage of it, you’ll need an alibi. 

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